Fitzfemme - You Got Lead Poisoning From Eating Ass?

if youve ever found yourself wondering, how acidic is this liam garrigan characters vagina?? look no further than this helpful chart

turns out sir john's playlist is just a 12 hour loop of doja cat's boss bitch david kajganich and ciarán hinds told me themselves

the progression of james and francis's whole thing is so funny to me. they hate each other sooooo bad for almost the entirety of the time they're stranded out there and then francis sobers up and says like one (1) nice thing to him and james is immediately in his journal doodling little hearts around the words "mrs james crozier".

if we get pointy old man leg sweep im gonna make all of u sleep in the orlop sex barrels

Maybe if you stopped focusing on reality and started focusing on the sex lives of Victorian sailors dying of exposure and scurvy, you'd feel better.

I thought I was doing right. I’m the worst kind of sorry, sir.

do you think they ever explored eachothers bodies

ok hear me out ok I SAID HEAR ME OUT !!!

warm girl give me strength

Happy Tobias Tuesday everyone! 🥰