Post Corrections/clarifications Are My Favorite Genre Of Humor: A Compilation

I think if i put into words how happy this type of image makes me I would get diagnosed with something

to be so incredibly honest sam’s line “don’t go where i can’t follow” in the context of him saying it over frodo’s PRESUMED DEAD BODY IS INSANE AND RUINOUS

how can you not be angry

little soldier boy

SO a few years ago, long before Gandalf Big Naturals was even a thing, I saw this meme and it changed my brain chemistry. Since then I have googled it several times, but never been able to find a trace of it. Alas, it has come to this, and I have been forced to re-create it myself for your viewing pleasure.

“A little heartthrob”  The Canadian Goose and Vermilion Flycatcher

TUMBLRWOMAN 2023 Finals

When the Harry Potter HBO series comes out, I better not be seeing any of the bullshit justifications that you guys used to justify your Hogwarts Legacy purchases.

"Oh, she won't be making any money from it!" She's the executive producer.

"There's no ethical consumption under capitalism anyway!" That excuse applies when you're talking about things that humans actually need, like food. That excuse does not apply when you're talking about a TV show.

"I have to support the creators!" No you don't. No you fucking don't. If that excuse was true, you'd have to consume every piece of media that was ever created. Besides, Warner Brothers is a billion-dollar corporation. You won't hurt their feelings if you boycott one TV show.

"But it was my childhood!" I don't care. I legitimately do not care.

I don't wanna go through this bullshit again. Just don't fucking watch the series. It's that simple.

Exactly