“Cherik Is Canon” I Say Into The Microphone. The Crowd Boos. I Sigh And Begin To Walk Off Stage.

Years ago my sister told me abt how she used to play online survival games like Rust or something etc. w her friends and she'd go in VC this over-the-top 'girly' voice like "ummm hey I don't play videogames much and I reeeaaallly don't know what's going on teehee, can anyone pleaaase come help me I'm so confused" and then when some guy showed up all of her friends would swarm and kill

Why did you delete my ask?? All I’m saying is that the lonely BookTok housewife porn addicts are weird and should read some fic 😂

I hate how 3 pm is so close to 2 pm so there's an illusion that there's still time left in the day to do things but in reality 3 pm is also close to 4 pm and if it's close to 4 pm you might as well just wait till tomorrow. <- can't argue against this by the way.

two to the one from the one to the three i like good pussy and i like good tree smoke so much weed you wouldn’t believe and i get more ass than a toilet seat

i am not my mother and i am not my father but a third worse thing

i bet cavemen were doing some pentatonix acapella shit all the time

aardvark pays off. - torbjörn lindholm.

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