Sorry I applied a modern lens of analysis to your boyfriend. Yeah I've completely stripped him of historical and semantic context so that I could fit his story and tropes into my own moralistic view of the world. Yeah he's practically flavourless now. In fact this was the original boyfriend and you're a problematic historian for thinking otherwise.
How can I explain to a normal person that the moment Cas says I love you it is Orpheus turning around. You guys get it though
oooh my god you hate modern art? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party
Original Character - Suzuhira Hiro x Miyagawa Takeshi Collab Work, 11/27/2005
"what if noel is catfishing mischa as talia" what if i throw a brick at your head
Why the genuine fuck is the plural of moose not meese this has been bothering me for two weeks I can't make peace with it
Some important bits from George Blagden’s Les Mis script
Lonesome cowboy with a heart of gold affirmations:
I am the most sincere patron of this saloon.
My haggard look is offset by the charming glint in my eyes.
While I do wear a gun, it weighs heavy on my belt and has never been drawn in anger.
My horse may be my only friend, but what true friends we are.
The clink of my bright silver spurs along the boardwalk draws many a lustful gaze.
Some of y'all see an androgynous person and complain about it on the internet. I see an androgynous person and I kiss them with tongue. I'm pretty sure I'm winning here.
an underrated detail in pride and prejudice is that elizabeth bennett was home alone on the day darcy proposed because she had a headache. can you imagine. this was in the pre-painkillers era. you're at home with a headache and then this asshole walks into the room and tells you he loves you and wants to marry you even though he hates your whole family and you're beneath him. imagine having to deal with that while also having a headache. she doesn't even have ibuprofen
sometimes it feels like bbc sherlock saved my life and ruined my life at the same time
that kind of love only exists in the movies </3 (cannibalism, killing for each other or killing each other, being conjoined and not being able to survive separation, and licking side wounds)
I say that I love a scene from NBC Hannibal and then it’s the most horrific, nightmare inducing crime known to man OR it’s actually 99% darkness and you can’t even tell what’s even happening
Damien Hirst handbag for Prada
Chicago pop punk so good it's got me throwing three shoes at the lead singer and I only got two feet
you do not have permission to stop caring about vampires just because october is over btw. vampires are a year round event
Mcr is so funny bc it's like what if you took essentially the greatest guitarist of the 21st century who is a weird film major, the self appointed reincarnation of Joan of Arc if Joan of Arc was like. really into batman, a scene queen who looks like he's being puppeted around by the ghost of a dead Victorian child with a hunger for britpop, and the guy who showed up to every single one of their gigs until they just forgot he wasn't in the band and also couldnt go a day without maiming himself or someone else. And then what if they made some of the most gut wrenching gorgeous music I've ever heard in my life
Do you ever just. American rock band my chemical romance
THEY PLAYED VAMPIRES AKA THEIR FIRST EVER RELEASED SONG AND FAKE YOUR DEATH AKA THE LAST SONG RELEASED BEFORE THE BREAK BACK TO BACK OH MY FUCKING GOD
there are people in this biology class that didnt just watch their favorite person ever play songs from their favorite album of all time while dressed as princess Diana whom they admired their whole childhood
diversity win! this feral child is a she/they
THIS EVENT WAS MADE FOR ME AND ME ONLY THIS IS LITERALLY MY ENTIRE PERSONSLITY LORD HAVE MERCY
Contrary to popular belief the Queen did not die from sans vs reigen it was the shock of finding out about Dan and Phil’s apartment
People who somehow survived going to school in a language they know nothing in please share your knowledge I am half into the first day and I already had like three internal breakdowns