REMINDER

Αrt by Marisa Bruno.

Flight Manual, ink and watercolor on paper by nickbleb

I’m scrolling through my camera roll, looking for a meme to send to my younger brother, and I’m slowly coming to the realization that my humor is completely incoherent to anyone who isn’t one of my four friends.

told my girlfriend that if she proposes i want a secondhand wedding ring. i explained i don't want to contribute to a vanity-based industry like diamond mining, and that it would be important to me to continue marriage traditions in a way that causes minimal environmental and personal harm. she asked me if i was just trying to roll the dice on obtaining a haunted object, and i told her i can want two things.

"i'm too old to trick-or-treat" what the HELL are u talking about. that is FREE candy. in this economy. "i'm too old to make responsible financial decisions" you sound like a goddamn lunatic

Cemetery deer.