My Favorite Video Of All Time Ever

So my DM let me add the suspenders of haggling to our dnd campaign because I asked her, but she said "you'll have to find them first..." in a really ominous way. I found them, but my character failed a check to see what they were (with no way to re-roll), so now I don't even have a valid reason to steal them. I've never had that much of an urge to start metagaming before that.

The things I would do for those damn suspenders that my character doesn't even know exist....

My DM made this homebrew thing for our dnd campaign, and this is my interpretation of it.

I'm not sure whether to be proud or terrified... We don't know what it is yet, so I've been calling it BAFF (biblically accurate foot fetish).

It's ok bro (gender neutral bro), I do exactly the same thing because I don't wanna be a burden to my friends.

Also, your dad is kinda an ass from your description, and I hope you're ok. I remember having a lot of moments like this with my mom, and really wish I had some good advice for you, but I'm emotionally inept... I just want you to know that I'm here for you, despite the fact that I have never once met you irl. I don't mind being vented to at all.

vent warning sort of????

My dad: I wonder why my child doesn't talk to me

Also my dad: You're a lazy piece of shit and I'm going to ignore the fact the strategy of being very truthful to you isn't working and that it just makes you not want to talk to me more, which further makes me make dumb comments about how you don't talk to me

fml let's do this no balls

3 PER PERSON LET THIS FLOP

25 notes: I brush my teeth

50 notes: I take my meds

100 notes: I wash my face morning and night

150 notes: I pick up my higher dosage of meds from the pharmacy

200 notes: I clean my room

250: I stay clean for a week

300: I go to bed at 10 pm

400: I brush my teeth for a week

500: I wash my face morning and night for 2 weeks

600: I come out to my mom again because I don't think she got the message the first time

700: I ask to change my therapist

800: ill wear something fun and do my makeup

900: I cook food

1000: I stay clean for a month

I badly drew Gunther, and my friend drew her own version with no context to what I was drawing.

Bestie needs to come to tumblr so I can tag her...

Kermit for pope

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

had a dream that mathilde invented a new type of bread and i had to eat it. or else i was transphobic.

I think we've reached a consensus. Blanket is blanket as long as it keeps you warm when you sleep.

Infinight Intern Pillows

(Because its the only thing of 4 that I could find on the art app)

I tried to use their colours and general vibe to help make them their own.

HCs under cut

- Gum Gum and Bart have the same inner pillow, same colour ect. Its the ones they were given in the orchardnage, which they brought with them when they left (the Orchardnage keeps having to get new pillows) (its a problem)

- Kyborg tried to find a pillow case which was like the pillows in his house as a child

- Someone on the Jebediah made Bart’s pillow case so he wouldn't mix it up with others

- Mudd picked his from a selection, because he liked the colour

- Gum Gum sleeps completely wrapped up in his blanket. He sort of snuffles in his sleep (probably due to tusks)

- Bart is a warm sleeper so tends to just sleep in trousers

-Kyborg snores but swears he doesn't, but also doesn't sleep that much, mainly trances when they are out. He used to get nightmares but not as much since he joined the infinights

- Mudd is a light sleeper so has earplugs, sleeps the most, and woe betide anyone who wakes him too early.

- Mudd has a very soft comfy bed with lots of heavy blankets back at HQ, whereas Kyborg has a slightly firmer bed and a single neat duvet to "optimise sleep," and also so doesn't spend too long in bed - he likes to get up early to train.

- Bart and Doctor Ahem instead reinforcements to their bunk beds so it wouldn't break when Gum Gum was messing around.

- Kyborg puts his hair in a long plait to sleep in to protect his "perfect hair"

- Mudd's HQ bed also has curtains, which are very similar to moss

Kinger was the star of episode 4, wdym he wasn't in it?🤨

Don't steal my art or repost it on other platforms, please.