I've Just Been Reminded Of The Word "banjaxed". I Will Be Adding It To My Daily Vocabulary, And No One

bro needs his bottle daily

when the math is not mathing

OMG THIS SONG FITS BART PERFECTLY!!!!

I found this in my art folder, and it says I drew it at 4:17 am... I'm not entirely sure what I was thinking...

I was also using my finger to draw, I think. Do with this what you will.

BRO I WAS DOING THE SAME THING!!! IM GLAD TO KNOW IM NOT THE ONLY CRAZY ONE!

Also, if you want to look for more pirate music, Alestorm is a pirate-metal band. It might fit in your playlist somewhere...( ╹⁠▽⁠╹ )

OMG THIS SONG FITS BART PERFECTLY!!!!

My DM made this homebrew thing for our dnd campaign, and this is my interpretation of it.

I'm not sure whether to be proud or terrified... We don't know what it is yet, so I've been calling it BAFF (biblically accurate foot fetish).

So my DM let me add the suspenders of haggling to our dnd campaign because I asked her, but she said "you'll have to find them first..." in a really ominous way. I found them, but my character failed a check to see what they were (with no way to re-roll), so now I don't even have a valid reason to steal them. I've never had that much of an urge to start metagaming before that.

The things I would do for those damn suspenders that my character doesn't even know exist....

Chip Haney after killing a bunch of people for his job

“How do you sleep at night”

“Next to my wife”