So Ur Telling Me....... This Guy Killed Ppl.....??

James: would you still love me if I was transfigured into a worm :((

Reg: No.

~~sirius transfigures james into a worm as a prank on reg~~

Reg *sobbing and cradeling the worm gently*: turn him back turn him back please

James (as a worm): knew it ;)

Nothing Fades Like the Light by @rollercoasterwords​

You run, Reggie. You run, and you keep on running.

James: *says something dumb*

Regulus: I swear to Merlin, you are so much like Sirius. Sometimes, I think im fucking my brother. Are you finally proud mother? Keeping up the family tradition.

James: I just wanted to know whether ice cream is a soup, not that you are the result of incest

this is like actually me and my older brother. i’m reg and he’s sirius...

Sirius: *moves to hug Regulus*

Regulus: *steps aside*

Sirius: "Why did you move?"

Regulus: "I thought you were going to attack me."

Sirius: "I was going to hug you."

Regulus: "Why would you hug me?"

Sirius: "WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU?!"

@moonytoastx I just reversed the names

i can't quite believe i have to clarify this. but. when people say "you shouldn't criticize fanfiction" they are not trying to imply that you *can't*. people always snap back with "well it's on the internet so i can criticize it if i want to" and yes, obviously you can. but i think you might be confusing opportunity with justification. like. yes, fanfic authors give you the opportunity to criticize them by posting something online. but that doesn’t automatically justify you doing it. you're still an asshole for deciding to use that opportunity to needlessly ruin someone’s day. because there is no justifiable reason to tell an author everything you hate about their work. it achieves absolutely nothing. does not in anyway progress the human race. you just want to make someone feel small. and you *can* absolutely do that. but it's a weird fucking hobby my guy.

And we become night time dreamers

And street walkers, small talkers

When we should be daydreamers

And moonwalkers and dream talkers

And we become night time dreamers

Street walkers, small talkers

When we should be daydreamers

And moonwalkers and dream talkers

In real life

okay but can we all just Agree that regulus black was a VERY(!) clingy child. he used to just get attached to his elder brother’s leg and never let go until their parents came around. sirius, of course, did pretend to do anything and everything possible to make reggie let go (he was VERY fond of the idea that his brother needed him, sometimes it was the only thing that kept him going, made him wake up and go see regulus first thing in the morning (that is, of course, if reg didn't sneak into sirius’ room in the middle of the night because the thunder was too loud and scary or because of a nasty nightmare he had, hence was sleeping in sirius’ bed already)). 

that being said, yeah, reg used to be clingy. however, that changed after sirius left him to go to hogwarts (of course, sirius’d take reg with him if he could, but he Could Not and for baby reg that felt like a betrayal). after sirius came back that summer he could no longer recognize his little brother. they used to read each other’s minds and now they weren't able to understand each other as if speaking different languages. 

caleb u should listen to your true feelings >u<!!btw the blobs truly so cute hehe

"WHY WOULD U WRITE THESE NICE PARENTS AS HOMOPHOBIC WHEN U COULD MAKE THEM SUPPORTIVE 😭 😭 😭 " because sometimes nice parents are homophobic and not supportive. hope this helps!!

Thorns Have Roses on ao3

No matter how many times Evan repeats that Esther is nothing more than a cover-up, a hoax for his father and the rest of the prudish and stuck-up pureblood snobs to buy into, so as not to ask too many questions, Barty can’t even stand the sight of the leech hanging around with Evan.

OR a story on how Barty was jealous of Evan, while being a flirty, cheeky bastard, and had hot sex with him afterwards.

art by eve