Actually The Reveal That There Was No Timeskip At All Is Hysterical. Milchick Really Spent That Whole

actually the reveal that there was no timeskip at all is hysterical. milchick really spent that whole weekend going all over town firing people, hiring people, putting together insane fruit baskets, and serving cunt in his motorcycle helmet. then at the orders of the board he had to very quickly fire the people he hired, rehire the people he fired, commission an oil painting for the severed floor lobby, redecorate the break room, and put together an award-winning claymation corporate apology video designed to showcase the new innie perks and reforms that don't exist as well as that one time helena eagan's innie sucked face with the innie whose outie his ex-boss is obsessed with. where is HIS waffle party

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6 months ago

"love didn't change anything but it matters that it was there" this "love saved the narrative" that. wrong. love doomed the fucking narrative these people crawled out of the dirt where the love they had for each other buried them with blood in their mouth that wasn't theirs


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7 months ago

one of my favorite things to do in limited perspective is write sentences about the things someone doesn't do. he doesn't open his eyes. he doesn't reach out. i LOVE sentences like that. if it's describing the narrator, it's a reflection of their desires, something they're holding themselves back from. there's a tension between urge and action. it makes you ask why they wanted or felt compelled to do that, and also why they ultimately didn't. and if it's describing someone else, it tells you about the narrator's expectations. how they perceive that other person or their relationship. what they thought the other person was going to do, or thought the other person should have done, but failed to. negative action sentences are everything.

5 months ago
Sylvia Plath, From The Unabridged Journals Of Sylvia Plath; Entry No. 102

Sylvia Plath, from The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath; entry no. 102


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5 months ago
Unpacking Mona Lisa at The End Of World War II (1945)

Unpacking Mona Lisa at the end of World War II (1945)


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3 months ago

Didn't go in the end. Had rest and more rest. Les goooooo more food and more good food.

1 month ago

not to shit on zack snyder again but it's really funny that he tried to make a big, grand, complex moral quandary on where superman should stand when he saves people around the world and then james gunn is like "he wants to do it because he thinks it's the right thing to do". sometimes going simpler means you get to the crux of what the character is all about much more efficiently. like wow it's really that easy


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1 month ago
MAX VERSTAPPEN | Post Race, Imola GP 2025 By Clive Rose. (edited)
MAX VERSTAPPEN | Post Race, Imola GP 2025 By Clive Rose. (edited)

MAX VERSTAPPEN | Post race, Imola GP 2025 by Clive Rose. (edited)


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7 months ago
Please... Let No One Hurt Them. Let Them Be Happy. Let Them Go To A Kinder World.
Please... Let No One Hurt Them. Let Them Be Happy. Let Them Go To A Kinder World.
Please... Let No One Hurt Them. Let Them Be Happy. Let Them Go To A Kinder World.
Please... Let No One Hurt Them. Let Them Be Happy. Let Them Go To A Kinder World.
Please... Let No One Hurt Them. Let Them Be Happy. Let Them Go To A Kinder World.
Please... Let No One Hurt Them. Let Them Be Happy. Let Them Go To A Kinder World.
Please... Let No One Hurt Them. Let Them Be Happy. Let Them Go To A Kinder World.
Please... Let No One Hurt Them. Let Them Be Happy. Let Them Go To A Kinder World.
Please... Let No One Hurt Them. Let Them Be Happy. Let Them Go To A Kinder World.
Please... Let No One Hurt Them. Let Them Be Happy. Let Them Go To A Kinder World.
Please... Let No One Hurt Them. Let Them Be Happy. Let Them Go To A Kinder World.
Please... Let No One Hurt Them. Let Them Be Happy. Let Them Go To A Kinder World.
Please... Let No One Hurt Them. Let Them Be Happy. Let Them Go To A Kinder World.

Please... Let no one hurt them. Let them be happy. Let them go to a kinder world.

I won't forget. I swear.


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7 months ago

youre weirdly obsessed with finding meaning

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