If You Think For One Moment That I’m Gonna Believe That Season One Starscream Is The Exact Same Character

being an extremely light sleeper who doesn't go to bed until 3-4 am so no matter where i live my roommates & friends say stuff like, "wake us up if the tornado sirens go off, "wake us up if the tsunami sirens go off," "wake us up if that bear comes back by camp,"

when people say these things i can't help but feel i'm satisfying my evolutionary purpose as night guard. it's just easier now than it would've been for me 10,000 years ago bc i have a flashlight and a weather app.

Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion

Smooth-billed Ani (Crotophaga ani), family Cuculidae, order Cuculiformes, found in South America, The Caribbean, southern Central America, and southern Florida

photograph by Ben Lucking

honestly christianity really hit the jackpot with "jesus christ" rolling off the tongue as an expletive so well. the number one problem with fantasy settings is that whatever names you come up with to take in vain will never hit as well as "jesus christ"

collection of posts for a very specific dynamic

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I have an ever-increasing list of characters I want Arthur Lester (and, by extension, John) to meet.

this list includes Harry Du Bois, sonic, Stanley from the hit game the stanley parable, Kai ninjago, and a whole lot more

ok wait, reblog if you’ve cried at least once because of math, doesn’t matter which grade i’m trying to prove something 

i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please

NikhilClayton <- you should follow this guy on tiktok he's fucking hilarious

you still swap even if it's not a person. if it's a chair you're a chair 👍

poll about swapping with you own icon here

Is your favorite color violet? Then meet your new favorite animal: the Violet-backed Starling (Cinnyricinclus leucogaster)! It lives in open woodland and riverine habitats in parts of Africa and the Arabian Peninsula. It mainly snacks on fruits and seeds, but will also munch on the occasional insect. Males can be seen sparkling in the Sun with their iridescent violet plumage on full display. Females have brown or olive green plumage. 

Photo: Timmcclurg, CC BY-NC 4.0, iNaturalist