What's Up Guys I've Gotta Move My Random Pile Of Pots And Tubs Into The Shed Today Because I Just Caught

fuck my stupid gay life i drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was DRY 😭😭😭

Reblog to put mutuals in the fish cube

Brown Wood-Owl (Strix leptogrammica), family Strigidae, order Strigiformes, WB, India

photograph by Anupam Dutta

Steelblue Ladybird Beetles (Halmus chalybeus), family Coccinellidae, Australia

photographs by ElectricChimaera

drake?

being an extremely light sleeper who doesn't go to bed until 3-4 am so no matter where i live my roommates & friends say stuff like, "wake us up if the tornado sirens go off, "wake us up if the tsunami sirens go off," "wake us up if that bear comes back by camp,"

when people say these things i can't help but feel i'm satisfying my evolutionary purpose as night guard. it's just easier now than it would've been for me 10,000 years ago bc i have a flashlight and a weather app.

rb this to give the person you reblogged from a very tiny frog

The bean jar