u are the sun 🌻
my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
mustelids are the best animal because they are fucking brutally efficient predators but they're also just absurdly cute
genuinely in tears over this fucking video
My therapist and I decided that from now on, when I’m thinking something negative about myself, I’m going to imagine that Donald Trump is saying it, because it’s really easy for me to just tell him to fuck off.
Example:
Trump: “Your thighs are fat.” Me: “Fuck you and your fucking wall.”
I think we’re onto something here.
this fucking picture i accidentally took
perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night
sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.
thank fucking god I'm not 14 anymore
My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.
i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over
pfp: lilcakeletsometimes a guy wants an archive for his favourite tumblr stuff… or something
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