Spreading Cruel Gossip With Mama

desperately attempting to embody her vibe

I have no words.

*goes up to a polyamorous triad* so which one of you unspools the thread of fate, which one measures it, and which one cuts it?

“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend

genuinely in tears over this fucking video

Let God grant us a Pope who doubts, who sins, and asks forgiveness, and carries on.

Multiple versions of the bookmark under the cut.

wizard who's too lazy to name things properly and so can't ever find the incantation she's looking for bc her spellbook is full of spells called shit like 'aaaa1' and 'asdfghjk'

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

good meowning everykitty!! dogs.. go eat dirt or something