let's be evil with Mama
desperately attempting to embody her vibe
Just some little guys c:
From late 2024
tumblr has to be the BEST place to stumble upon random fetishes. fuck big knees or whatever deviantart has going on i wanna know what's up with the dude who has a fetish for men smoking while being executed
The celebrity Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavors being some of the best ones is like the retail equivalent of having to go to a restaurant and order a rootin tootin yeehaw cowboy burger or something
“Thanks Hank you really taught me a lot about propane and propane accessories!”
"And I tell you hwat, young man. I don't think I know hwat a 'heart of the cards' is, but I know for certain you've got the heart of a Texan."
mustelids are the best animal because they are fucking brutally efficient predators but they're also just absurdly cute
skyrim demastered argonian is the nicest looking videogame character of all time
when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao
pfp: lilcakeletsometimes a guy wants an archive for his favourite tumblr stuff… or something
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