Part 2 On What Bothers Me About Sinbad Legend Of The Seven Seas (what I Didn’t Like)

Ohhhhh hold up ima look that up that’s rreally interesting

the goated pentology of films written by extremely random people

titan ae—joss whedon

stuart little—m night shyamalan

madagascar 3 europe’s most wanted—NOAH BAUMBACH???????? ????????

armageddon—jj abrams

sinbad legend of the seven seas—the guy who wrote gladiator, the aviator, and skyfall. he also wrote and directed that new movie they/them. turns out he is gay. this all explains a lot about why sinbad is the way that it is.

I just changed my icon here and I think it looks so funny when you open that right guide on tumblr of my blog….

Wes is just like.. “hummm I see some gay shit there~”

“I hate obvious symbolism” bro shut up sun and moon couples are a pillar of our society

You, a smart person: *picks a canon relationship and is able to water your shipping crops*

Me, a dumb ass: *picks a ship that is unlikely to ever happen and suffers trying to water my dying shipping crops*

You claim that Eris stole the book? Steal it back. You’re good at that.

so there’s this psychopath that’s in love with me…🪓🥩

solitudine

it’s time for my twice-a-year nostalgia trip for this movie and proteus as a character specifically lol, i used some old vacation pics from when i actually went to siracusa and had a fucking shit time due to outside circumstances but we’re electing to ignore that  as reference. it’s weird how these “box office flop” movies are so so special to a lot of people i know and have been a huge influence despite being seen as commercial failures. much 2 think about

“Maybe you’re the sun, and I’m

the moon and we where never 

meant to collide, but wouldn’t it be

spectacular if we did?”

please don't steal, u can repost it but please give credit ( I saw someone else on twitter do this with another ship and then I thought of these two so bam here ya go guys).

also please check out: I’ll keep turning down the hands that beckon me to come by deavors

heres the link https://archiveofourown.org/works/23097700 I really like how the writer made this comparison too.

“Maybe you’re the sun, and I'm

the moon and we where never 

meant to collide, but wouldn't it be

spectacular if we did?”

please don't steal, u can repost it but please give credit ( I saw someone else on twitter do this with another ship and then I thought of these two so bam here ya go guys).

also please check out: I'll keep turning down the hands that beckon me to come by deavors

heres the link https://archiveofourown.org/works/23097700 I really like how the writer made this comparison too.

please don't steal or repost without credit

so here it is bois a side by side comparison anyway I'm really happy how it turned out, imagine if they did kill him off I’d revolt.

do I smell angst prompts cause yeah (I'm no coward I will at least write 2 or 3 where he dies cause yeah I like to feel sad about characters dying) most definitely no comfort.

might mess around and draw elf ears .

I like to think that when ever he’s around marina or Sinbad he can feel that he can let loose a little(alot) (they get the privilege of seeing more of his personality besides his father)