Since They Don’t Teach Gay Sex Ed In School Let Me Tell Gay Guys And Anyone Else That Wants To Use

Since they don’t teach gay sex ed in school let me tell gay guys and anyone else that wants to use the back door that douching is bad for you. It will cause long term problems.

Also starving yourself all day will not work because sometimes it can take up to two or three days for something to move through you.

Just eat a bunch of fiber and use the bathroom at least an hour or two before your booty call if you can. If you hate eating fiber just get yourself some fiber pills to take with meals. If you eat enough fiber the section after the colon should remain relatively clean on its own. Just wash the outside part. Not your insides. Those clean themselves.

Also if he shames you for anything that happens by accident in the bedroom and/or refuses to use a condom he’s a jerk-wad and an idiot and you should dump him.

More Posts from Florthewriter and Others

3 years ago

every time I see LGBTQ discourse I think about that post that said masc cis lesbians get kicked out of bathrooms as cruelly as trans people do so why the fuck are some lesbians transphobic , and I think about how homophobes won’t check for your sexuality before calling us slurs and I think about how my local dyke March considers anyone who identifies as a dyke a dyke because fuck rainbow capitalism we are here to fight for our lives and I think about how my best friends are bisexual and I think about how lesbians have been loving each other in ways that the gender binary has never been able to understand(and never will) and I think about that post that says the worst thing the right did was convince queer people other queer people were the enemy

2 years ago

my dad, trying to explain the concept of money to me: say you have a sandwich, and i need your sandwich. but i don't have anything to give you. you're not just gonna give it to me.

me: i would just give it to you.

my dad:

My Dad, Trying To Explain The Concept Of Money To Me: Say You Have A Sandwich, And I Need Your Sandwich.
3 years ago

i don’t want a job i want to read good books and drink good coffee and get kissed on the neck

2 years ago

idk I just personally think that getting chills from music is the best part of being alive. like when a song is so good you can feel it in your whole body. that’s why I’m here.

2 years ago

ik i’m fine on my own but where is the love of my life

3 years ago

(consent is important with non-sexual touch too)

2 years ago

You tell a lot of people you love them..

That’s the point of living, dummy.

3 years ago

wow i really like this song i think i’m gonna listen to it 1 maybe 60 more times

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