Flutterflutter - Amputee Dolphin ☆

i’m gay but i’m always gonna choose the well developed straight ship over the 2 bland and incompatible white dudes that have 500,000 fanfics written about them. you guys just hate women.

*September 1st on Tumblr*

everyone shut the fuck up i’m trying to focus on my diabolical homosexual thoughts

currently reading atyd and if ferox is a death eater or somethin i’m actually gonna cry

i’m very bad at friendships but i want to friendship with everyone

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what language you first experienced it in, and

if it was an audioless/text-based medium (eg books, game, graphic novels) how did you first think to pronounce Zaphod's name?

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