If Your Name Is Satine Please Stop Falling In Love With Ewan McGregor, It Ain’t Gonna End Well Sis

hey, can my cat stay on your blog for a little while?

i'm going out of town for the night and could use someone to watch her

*The gang when they drop food on the floor*

Sam: Aw man. *Throws it away*

Dean: Five second rule!

Y/N: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor*

Cas: *Sobs on the floor*

I want it to be canon that Natasha is still alive and that Clint and her are sitting in the teacups at Disneyland. While having a straightforward face while Kate and Yelena are screaming in the background rapidly spinning in circles.

Hippity-Hoppity Crowley

Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.

Dean, with Y/N and Sam behind him: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!

Police: Yes…three.

Dean: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?

Police: Wha-

Dean: Cas FUCKING FELL OFF!

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

trying to sleep but can’t stop thinking about how Dean Winchester was queer-coded to the point of cliche the whole time:

- Dean knows (and says) he’ll never marry a woman and settle down.

- He fears his father and idolises his mother.

- His gender expression is deeply performative.

- He fetishises a particular type of masculinity.

- He only really forms meaningful lasting bonds with women when they’re completely platonic (Charlie, Claire, etc).

- His deepest and most compelling relationships are with men (Benny, Cas, Crowley - all transgressive characters in their own rights).

- He rejects hierarchy, over and over again.

- He takes in a kid who doesn’t belong.

- He reinvents family.

- He kills God.

- He dies young.

What have you become?

furthermore, the 'you know what i haven't told you today? That i love you' implies that he tells Misha he loves him every day

I think cas is good with kids not because he has some internal parental instinct but because he treats kids the same way he’d treat adults if there wasn’t any threat of ridicule. Like in the noras baby scene he’s just holding the baby and talking to her and checking on her to see if she’s okay, it’s a moment where he’s allowed to show genuine unbridled affection and care for a living thing without being told that he’s being too overbearing. You can see little snippets of that type of care with kelly for example, when he kisses her forehead before she gives birth. Or when he hugs Claire and lets her bury her face in his chest. He just wants to express that everpresent affection that’s brewing in him because he has sooo much to give but nowhere to expel it to.