This reminds of that bit where the comic says that the real way to help fight climate change is everyone carry a plastic bag at all times so if you run into an oil company CEO you can fucking strangle them
why throw soup at Van Gogh paintings and deface Neolithic monuments to protest climate change instead of. idk. assassinating an oil baron.
“In 1404, King Taejong fell from his horse during a hunting expedition. Embarrassed, looking to his left and right, he commanded, “Do not let the historian find out about this.” To his disappointment, the historian accompanying the hunting party included these words in the annals, in addition to a description of the king’s fall.“
LMFAOOOOOO rip to that guy
“I got freaks NINE days out of the week — I CAN GET MORE.”
“….—only seven days in a week.”
Graffitto in the stall of my local queer furry bar
Someday I'll go to the big wet in the sky
i need to be stopped
This also goes for porn
Your taste in porn does not define your sexuality
Sometimes I feel like there's this weird pressure on queer people to be, "extra", if that makes sense. Like dressing and acting a certain why that's more extravagant than usual. And it's totally cool if you are extra like that, but it's also cool to just be basic and also queer. It took me kind of a while to figure that out. Like I don't have to be extra feminine or have specific interests to fit in with other queer folk. If my style is homeless Adam Sandler than I can dress like homeless Adam Sandler. If I like manual labor and I suck at drawing that's great, doesn't make me any less queer.
I'm not sure if this counts as internalized homophobia. Sorry if this does come off as bigoted or something, that wasn't the intent. I'm just ranting
HOLY SHIT I SAW TWO WOOLY BEARS TODAY
I named them Balls and Pete! Balls didn't appreciate being picked up but Pete was pretty cool. The woolly bears I've seen in the past few years have been all black so these guys are a sign that the winter will be easier.
I was hyped as fuck to see these guys
reblogging this because I love strange instruments
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