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Your partner is trying to hide their nonhuman nature. You figured it out months ago but play along because you find their antics amusing.

[Not my recordings. This is what’s left of the dialogue in question.]

🐉 new CSP brushes up in my shop! 🐉

thirty-seven scaly, spikey, toothy, and generally crittery tools for clip studio made from scanned ink drawings.

like most of my brushes these are sharp-edged and fully opaque to fit in with bold art styles, with plenty of optional blending and colour variance. have a look if you're inclined to make some little guys, or expand your texture collection!

as always, my full library of brushes can also be accessed on patreon at any tier.

List of things to do, "Ring check, dinner with my parents and hers check. Plan to tell her I'm secretly a 150 year elf check. Plan to tell her she needs to defeat my eldest sister in open combat to prove her worth. Work in progress. She's from Texas I'm sure she'll be fine."

When most people say their partner is their everything, they mean it metaphorically. You don’t. Your spouse is a near limitless shapeshifter who can turn into anything from household objects to immaterial concepts. You’ve had some pretty unique dates.

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