A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”
So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.
baby bill cipher asmr
Bothersome creature
(Click on the pics for more explanation~~)
It’s morning in Japan, and everyone is late.
Why are they all late? Why is everyone’s bag broken? Well~~ let’s just say a certain annoying dog is guilty of stealing, vandalizing and kidnapping..
HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR~~~ and be careful not to let this dog steal your stuff or else you would be like the people above.
-fluffymilktea
its moth time!!
Reblog to put mutuals in the fish cube
In a world of magic and dragons, everyone thought the healers needed to be protected. No offensive magic to speak of how could they protect them selfs? That’s what everyone thought. Until you proved you can actualy heal someone to death…
I for one think the symbiotic relationship between Tumblr and AO3 is beautiful
people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?
It's going to be a long time.Take a seat. Get Cozy. Drink some water.
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