Hwi Noree And Leto II Is A Relationship Where “would You Still Love Me If I Were A Worm” Has A Canonical

bro my fucking eyes hurt from all the looking watching peeping and observing i've been doing this morning

Saw this and forgot to send to you. Do you think Armie is on a redemption tour?

https://www.usatoday.com/in-depth/life/health-wellness/2022/09/15/johnny-depp-shia-labeouf-armie-hammer-redemption-arcs/7941514001/

If he's trying, he's not putting much effort in 🤷‍♀️

Timothée Chalamet / Fem!OC

Notes: This started out as a bog standard fluffy smut piece and eventually morphed into a weird folk / cosmic horror thing (with fluffy smut). I have no idea, y'all. We'll see where the story leads us.

Part 1 / ? — 203 words

The dream, when it comes, is always the same.

He will find himself standing at the foot of a bluff in the soft grey light of an overcast morning. Yellow grass under his feet, matted with damp and windswept into cowlicks. To his back and sides towering spires of pines, and all around him the scent of the sea.

He's never alone. There's always someone there, at the top of the rise. A woman. She gives off the warm familiar aura of a friend. In the dream her face will be clear, but upon waking he'll struggle to recall who she was, even what she looked like. All he's ever able to conjure up is a blurred smudge, like a charcoal drawing hastily rubbed out.

The woman will gesture to him — come here, come look — and he'll start toward her. As he climbs closer she'll point off to the horizon, then turn back to him with excitement. Do you see? 

He never does. At this point his vision dulls, and the ambient sound fades out. All he's left with is fuzzy darkness and a whooshing rush of sound, rhythmic and softly pounding. Ocean waves? His own troubled heartbeat? This, too, is a mystery.

the cutest and handsomest man in the world.

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Florence Pugh via Instagram on November 19, 2022

when is a gift not a gift?

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I’ve never been clear on how much the rest of the galaxy knows about the Bene Gesserit. Like, the specifics of the Kwisatz Haderach program are presumably a secret, but everybody seems to know that they can do freaky microbiology shit like control the sex of their offspring and neutralize poison inside their bodies. They also know that they can basically mind-control people with their voices. And yet. They marry them? They willingly go “yeah sure let’s put these mysterious witches with secretive goals and freaky powers and a bizarre breeding scheme into positions of political influence at all levels, why not” and then wonder why the Bene Gesserit seem to be pulling strings in undesirable ways.

wallet, phone, keys, book, extra socks, sandwich, tennis ball

lol what could he possibly keep in those pockets?!?

he should make a “what’s in my pockets” video

this remake of weekend at bernie's looks weird 🤔