I Literally Just Want To Devour Him Idk

Timothee Chalamet by Steven Meisel for British Vogue

He was...

might be an outlier here but when i smell my neighbors smoking weed i just smile and nod its like adjacent to hearing christmas carolers for me… good tidings and joy unto you brother

Lee from the movie Bones And All

Because Timmy is pretty and I love bloody boys.

Armie Hammer trending on Twitter had me going. “Please, tell me he’s in jail this time,” before I clicked. Nope. It’s just a weird NYT article about cannibalism being relevant in modern society, and so many people asked if Hammer was making his “comeback as a journalist” that it’s trending.

jesus christ for a brief moment i thought this was some bizarre and wonderful photo manip of patrick bateman.

like this idea sincerely inhabited me for a few seconds

Waiting… (2005)

aren't you people bored?

Umm, just because he's not looking for a serious relationship rn it doesn't mean he doesn't still do hook ups. He's clearly very busy with his career but he's also human. Just like people can't say he and Taylor are an item people can't say they aren't hooking up either. Better wait and see before claiming one way or another.

Sigh. I don't care if they are or they aren't. They could absolutely be together/hooking up/whatever. My stance is- I. Will. Not. Claim. To. Know. For. Certain. Either. Way. Based on what we have SEEN from them during PROMO. Full stop. Seems like some of you are just in it to say I told you so, one way or the other 🙄

Saw this and forgot to send to you. Do you think Armie is on a redemption tour?

https://www.usatoday.com/in-depth/life/health-wellness/2022/09/15/johnny-depp-shia-labeouf-armie-hammer-redemption-arcs/7941514001/

If he's trying, he's not putting much effort in 🤷‍♀️

That's it. That's the tweet. 🙌

fanfiction was such a good idea. like put those guys in situations