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It would be a sight to behold fr fr. I think they should do it. And can you imagine if Cadillac was actually good? The fights, the banter, the legend that would be created? Charles winning somewhere other than Ferrari? Max wheel-to-wheel racing week in and week out? With an American team?! Diabolical.

Anyway, lestappen to cadillac. I'm calling it now.

okay but walk with me on this delusion track real quick: can you imagine if they dropped that charles and max were going to cadillac? can you IMAGINE????? the sheer and utter and complete chaos that would manifest???

like honestly on the whole idk how much of a good idea cadillac is - they're new and these regs suck and they're using GM engines or something also they're american which is just a step in the wrong direction but we're not assessing for validity here. we're assessing for chaos.

and i fear it would be the most chaotic move of all time for lestappen to move to cadillac and for that reason alone i must say they should do it.

🕯🕯Alex Albon Monaco podium 🕯🕯

max win tomorrow (the hopium is real)

wait guys let me cook for a second

(my roommates aren't home for me to bother them. i'm going crazy)

Max at Jeddah Corniche Circuit on April 19, 2025 by Alex Pantling

lestappen to cadillac. calling it now.

do you guys think if i put my max verstappen hot wheel on the family altar, that then La Virgen might intercede for him to win?

Guys, this isn't funny anymore. Where's the real car? Max, if you can hear me, you gotta get out of there. Blink twice if you need a rescue from Red Bull. I will come and pick you up myself!!

fia got me feeling confused and perturbed fr fr, but also, lmaoooo, i just watched the press conference. he's so fucking funny omg

hehehehehehe max win heheheheheheh

RAHHHHHHHH

my brain is gonna explode

French-pine double podium!!!

Brazil I love you

MAAAAAAAXXXX RAHHHHHH

FRANCO NOOOO

First black flag since 2007??

SIMPLY LOVELY

He's a god in the wet

Baguette hug!!

HE WAS FLYING!!

I love formula one