Don't Be A Stranger

I am tired of this long stretch of winter. I need to see the Cars Go Fast. Please, someone help. I beg of you. I can't keep doing this. Life is without color, and I am purposeless, floating in an endless sea just waiting for the most miniscule iota of information about my husband (max and the other drivers) to reach me. The walls feel as though they are closing in. The only thing that soothes my aching soul are the races of times long past. Oh, loves of my life, apples of my eye, come back to me. Let me lay my eyes on you once again. Oh, 2025 season, you cannot come soon enough. I will be patient. I will endure the torture of these frigid, empty winter months, if only because I know my loves will return to me. On that day, it will be as though they never left, as though they have been by my side, warming me and shielding me against the northern winds. Hark, the lights will come on and go out once more, in due time. We will see the sun rise on a race weekend once more. I promise. Stay strong.

-me (a person who has absolutely exhausted my family and friends with my f1 brainrot)

hehehehehehe max win heheheheheheh

RAHHHHHHHH

my brain is gonna explode

French-pine double podium!!!

Brazil I love you

MAAAAAAAXXXX RAHHHHHH

FRANCO NOOOO

First black flag since 2007??

SIMPLY LOVELY

He's a god in the wet

Baguette hug!!

HE WAS FLYING!!

I love formula one

Me when I'm a Mercedes F1 Team driver from 2014-2016

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Lyrics

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She was a bird

I was an arrow

Both of us sure

We were sword and a sparrow

Still when we flew

We never knew

There in the air

I felt her feathers

First all at once

Then all together

When I went through

That's when I knew

I'm a killer and a killer is a bad, bad thing to be

She's a giver and a giver's even worse to folks like me

'Cause I never really wanna be the one to hurt somebody

But it just keeps happening, yeah it just keeps happening

I was a bird

He was an arrow

I was allured

By the straight and the narrow

What could I do?

His aim was true

Straight to the heart

I let it happen

I couldn't hardly

Have ever imagined that

When he went through me

He'd hate what he's doing

And make me feel stupid

For choosing him too

'Cause I'm a giver and a giver is a bad, bad thing to be

He's a killer and a killers even worse for folks like me

'Cause I never really wanna feel the hurt from anybody

But it just keeps happening, yeah it just keeps happening

Yeah it just keeps happening

Falling

Never to fly again

Darling

Together when everything's

Fading

The shade of the trees in the dark

I'm in

Love with the idea of

Dying

With you in my arms but not

Like this

We can't really help who we are

We can't really help who we are

We can't really help who we are

Damned to the end from the start

We can't really help who we are

We can't really help who we are

We can't really help who we are

Damned to the end from the start

We can't really help who we are

We can't really help who we are

We can't really help who we are

Damned to the end from the start

We can't really help who we are

She was a bird

I was an arrow

Both of us sure we were sword and a sparrow

I was a bird

He was an arrow

We can't really help who we are

“She was a professional and one of the best in the world, so it’s definitely in the blood.”- Jenson Button🧡

“I think he also gets his friendliness from me! Max is very open. He says what he thinks, and so do I”

“One time he rolled the kart over and I went running onto the track to see if he was okay, and he said ‘Mummy I’m fine! I want to go again’”

“His critics used to say that Max is an aggressive person and I find that strange because if you know Max, you know he has a big heart and he likes to be nice to people”

“He came to my place a few days later [post championship] after he won and he was absolutely finished. He was exhausted mentally and just wanted to be at home”- Sophie in Max’s magazine.

Guys, this isn't funny anymore. Where's the real car? Max, if you can hear me, you gotta get out of there. Blink twice if you need a rescue from Red Bull. I will come and pick you up myself!!

P4 for Max

Very well done by him all things considered

Lawson and the car are still not agreeing with each other :/ (i miss checo)

Ollie did well!!

Doohan and Hadjar situation? Also penalty uhhhhhhhh

Alex consistently doing better than Carlos uh oh

Both VCARBs better than liam?? Maybe? Not trying to hate, but like \_{°-°}_/ uh oh

Who the fuck thought a 2 stop was gonna be good for Lewis, a known tire whisperer

Stake is still a tractor unfortunately

Charles front wing damage :(

PIASTRI 1/16 HOME WIN HOORAY!! Good for him (I know this doesn't make up for Australia but still it's gotta feel good)

Oh my goodness, this is amazing. You get it!! Let him have a life. He deserves to try to find himself through music or art or whatever else. I'm so happy you found that I made sense. I'm really feeling like they need to give him an episode where he develops and isn't just a protector for the others. Love your work!!

Some time ago, I read a post from @lemonlimeturtle about Hunter and I 100% agree with what they wrote.

Clearly, Hunter is tired. He’s taking care of his squad all the time. I think he needs a hobby, something just for himself, something that would allow him to step out of the role of a soldier for a moment. And I believe that thanks to his hightened senses, he would be able to appreciate art and also be creative himself (or I like to believe it because I love the idea of Hunter doing art). And guitar seems to be the perfect musical instrument for him.

So I drew this.

start of the season and maxplaining algorithm, GP Australia, 2025

wait guys let me cook for a second

(my roommates aren't home for me to bother them. i'm going crazy)