Dragon Attack Comes On:

Red Flags

CO-WRITTEN WITH @thirstworldproblemss

Pairing: Steven Grant x female reader (hints of Marc Spector x female reader)

Summary: Sweet as he is, dating Steven means you have to be willing to ignore a few red flags along the way.

Or alternatively: You get to use that ankle restraint on Steven and sit on his beautiful face.

Rating: really fucking explicit

Warning/content: will cause unrealistic sex expectations, bondage/restraints, cunnilingus (face sitting), safe sex; unsafe relationship choices.

Word Count: 9.2k (ahahahah please don’t look at me)

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The warning signs were written all over him like a marquee outside a theatre, lit up in gold and bright flashing red neon. 

On the first date you were supposed to have, he stood you up, only to call you four days later on a Wednesday night. Closer to midnight than dinnertime, oblivious and confused and asking where you were with a slight panic in his voice. 

“Date’s tonight, yeah? Saturday at seven?”

Un-fucking-believable. 

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Hey, gorgeous. Oh, man. Sweet talking right out of the gate.

got damn i can play tick tack toe on frisck frack's fore head!!

* Knowing that your forehead is wide enough to host a game of tic tac toe...

* It fills you with... several X's and O's.

my gender is ‘the march of the black queen’ by queen

The March of the Black Queen by Queen is one of the many anthems in super hell for nonbinary crimes, having general queer evil ruler energy and being utterly incomprehensible!!!

requested by: Anonymous

already spotted like ten mistakes but i dont wanna go fix them...

HEY SO

he peels her an orange

An honest soul