I Love Video Game Update Patch Notes

Can you feel that? Fall is almost here 🍎🍁🍂

The point of officially naming a pet is not to actually use that name but to have a baseline from which to come up with every conceivable nickname to call them instead.

new aesthetic: no academia

-ignoring google classroom notifications

-wearing the same grey sweatshirt for days on end

-your notebooks sit in a pile on your desk, staring at you mockingly. you tried to study a couple days ago, to no avail.

-awkward silence that hangs like a fog on the zoom call

-your teacher emails you asking why you didn’t complete the assignment

-forgetting to shower

-pressure from teachers to be productive and maximize your time in quarantine, but all you can manage to do is stare at your phone for hours every day

-the isolation is driving you mad. it feels like a middle school summer again.

i was with my mother’s family and they were talking to me about my religious studies major. my great aunt asked me what the definition of hell was, and i responded “well i suppose it depends on who you ask.” and nearly all the protestants in the group decided that hell was “the absence of god” which i suppose is a fair answer, albeit not a universal one. my cousin’s wife was playing with her 3-year-old daughter and she says “well mommy says that hell is a mcdonald’s playplace” asdfghjhgfd

Y’all ever play night in the woods man, that shit is, oh god, that shit is, fuck, that shit is, man that shit is...*sobs*

we lost it when songs started being uploaded on youtube called SPEED UP + PITCHED (TIKTOK VERSION) like call it what its called. its nightcore. respect the ones who came before you. and put an anime girl on the thumbnail

Be sad but get up. You don’t have to shower. You can put on the same clothes you wore yesterday. Nobody will care. The sky is blue, wildflowers are blooming by the side of the road. Strangers have stories to tell. Go for a walk, go for a drive, go to a greenhouse, a bookstore, a movie theater. You can stay in bed but nothing is going to happen there. Sometimes you’ve really just got to get the fuck up.

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