Yes...I Suppose His Cambion Form Is Quite Attractive, But I Will Never Stop Being Painfully Horny For

tfatws bucky as jiji from kiki's delivery service

English speaker: Vixen is such a beautiful name!

Me, a German:

schon bisschen krank dass in EdN dieses Motiv des Verlassenwerdens sowohl auf Carla als auch auf Pia als auch auf Leo zutrifft. Und dann hört man nach der Explosion Carlas Mutter verzweifelt den Namen ihrer toten Tochter rufen die sie aus Eigennutz zurückgelassen hat und von der sie plötzlich checkt dass sie sie doch geliebt hat. Nur dass dann die Kamera rüberschwenkt zu Adam, der mit Leo im Arm gerade genau dasselbe durchmacht

Honestly, yeah. Maybe I’m more interested in them because I always go for the side ships, but I just think they’re just way more interesting (btw, that doesn’t mean I hate Wangxian or anything)

Xiyao is a more interesting and compelling ship than Wangxian

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The funniest part of romancing gale is knowing that mystra is most definitely watching your tav or Durge throwing it back on that man during his romance arc shenanigans. He’s actively doing magic during every romance scene, meaning that mystra is canonically duty bound to at least listen. Gale is essentially doing the fantasy equivalent of sending your ex a voice memo of you fucking your new partner in every romance scene. the scene channeling the weave? mystra’s there. astral projection glow in the dark fidget spinner bonefest? mystra’s there. the regular bed option? he summons the bed using magic, so mystra’s there too. scene where he takes you to the astral plane (aka mystra’s literal goddamn house)? mystra’s there. every time. she’s sitting in her little magical cuck chair in the corner watching her ex abuse victim boink his new (likely more age appropriate partner). and you know what? hell yeah. gale deserves a little bit of petty fuckery in his life. go off king

This reminds me of the time when I went into the city with a friend and we met their kinda weird Christian relative that proceeded to ask me if I was a boy or a girl because she seriously couldn’t tell. I know she probably hated having to ask that question (and also getting the answer “both and neither” from me) but it’s still one of my favorite moments of my life to this day🫧

Image Description: The "I bring a sort of X vibe to X that X don't really like" edited to say "I bring a sort of all these rules are made up vibe to sexuality and gender that exclusionists don't really like"

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