Me, Separating Sugar Cubes Into Individual Grains: So You Have 6? Which Do You Use As Like, Your Arms

Here he is. Angel Ford :33

let’s compare notes

Kinda wild how most people generally recognize that the "too sick to go to school, too sick to watch tv/play games" mindset our parents had was bullshit but still impose essentially the exact same rules on disabled adults and scrutinize them for enjoying low-energy hobbies while being too fatigued or in pain to work a full time job (or any job at all)

first post on tumblr im very scared

HITS YOU WITH FIDDAUTHOR BLAST

I don't know, Bill. I think it would've been obvious whose hand you were shaking because Ford clearly hasn't shaken a hand before in his life

I mwan look at this fuckjng nerd bro- he is not only GRABBING your hand he is using HIS LEFT HAND to shake your RIGHT!! This guy was probably so ashamed of his hands he never SHOOK ANYONE'S

And then you go and shake Stan's hand who calmly takes your hand with his RIGHT. He isn't holding hands like Ford, he is shaking it. This guy has made deals before, he knows what he's doing. Bill....this is on you man.

some old sketches!

Hc that Ford gets a job at a local community college as a physics prof after he and Stan are done sailing around the world and fulfills his destiny as the eccentric professor he was always meant to be

And he quickly gains a reputation amongst the stem students as That Professor

I bet his ratemyprof reviews would be insane:

“He didn’t grade any of our homework until the end of the semester, but he brought something called a ‘plaidypus’ to class and let us pet it. Her name was Dorothy. 5/5”

“He constantly ranted about how ‘triangles are the most untrustworthy shape’ whatever that means. Also he doesn’t know how to use the internet. I hated his class. 5/5”

And many more iterations of “this guy is terrible. 5 stars”

I can’t get over this fucking photo

So my Friend made this shirt for me

i Said that if he put it on like redbubble or something it would sell, he disagrees with me.

Would you guys buy this shirt yes or no, he drew this himself and everything SDFKJLSDFK