Preposterous 

pet peeve of mine whenever I talk about being bisexual online and people want to make it about them

I raise you a second point:

Michael would wake up during the earthquake,

but

He wouldn’t care because it’s not being caused by a person he could possibly murder. He would just go back to sleep. (Well, as soundly as you can during an earthquake)

(and also he doesn’t care about the weather)

This does and doesn't make sense at the same time

I was looking into break rooms (those places that give u a bat and let u smash stuff) and this line got me

i love digesting lactose it’s so easy to do

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

miku and vriska are moirails miku would want her moirail to win this. a vote for vriska is a vote for miku

Brok it

I swore I'd never sin again...!!!

WHY is the Marceline/vriska poll so close. R the Miku stans salty about a little bit of voter fraud???????? BOOHOOOOOOOO Gr8w up