He’s The SWORD GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN Of The INVENTORY.

youve heard of missionary position. now get ready for MERCENARY position

Hm.... This season it’s off-tune music box 

Fuck zodiac sign what’s the main instrument playing in your instrumental villain theme song???

Mines violin

*walks up to gay couple* so which of you is the respected paragon of virtue and which of you is the demonic scourge of the earth despised by all?

jakub rozalski

*flirtatiously* bleeding out all by yourself, handsome?

puppy

Say, say, my playmate / Won’t you lay hands on me? / Mirror my malady / Transfer my tragedy