Foxzutheone - Occasionally Writes Once In A Blue Moon

UHHHH KITAKAMI KITAPARK AU OR SOMETHING

very based on indigo park (more like indigo DISK /j)

Kitapark is an AU of Pokemon Scarlet and Violet DLC that is based on Kitapark (and game theory's one lore video but shhhh)

Kitapark was made by the Kitakami company which makes a mix of both movies and video games. They make an AI assistant called Kieran the Furret, who has been the pride and joy of the brand for over 100 years.

However, when the redesigns of the main cast (Ogrepon, Pecharunt, The Loyal Three, Carmine, and Kieran) eventually arrive, Carmine finds herself with such a well liked design that it overshadows the once great Kieran, turning him bitter towards her and her image.

There are secrets that the park holds, however.

Animal experiments meant to reshape normal animals into their mascots took place under the resort, twisting them into nightmare versions of the beloved characters to cut costs of the regular costumes.

However, they were vastly mistreated. Stuffed in cages and controlled by high-pitched sounds to make them do what the company wanted. One mascot in particular did NOT stand for this. That mascot was Pecharunt, who rises against the humans in "The Incident". All staff and guests who were present at the park died at day, with Kieran trying his best to help everyone escape. He got stuck at the entrance, unfortunately. The park was abandoned as a result, leaving Kieran tied to the gate all alone.

8 years later, the sister of the lead scientist Juliana, Florian, appears at the park to investigate what REALLY happened the day after he quit. Maybe Kieran holds the answers to the company's dark secrets, but first, Florian will have to help him rebuild the park!

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Each of the experiments came from regular animals (pokemon don't exist), and they are all organic creatures that were biologically mutated to conform to the mascot's image.

Mascot Carmine - Wolf. The original mascot Carmine is based off of a Mightyena, so a wolf would be the most sensible.

Mascot Kieran (not final and may be scrapped entirely) - Racoon.

Mascot Ogrepon - Parrot

Mascot Pecharunt - Peach fruit. The company wanted to test how effective plants would be as opposed to animals.

Mascot Okidogi - Black Akita

Mascot Munkidori - Japanese Macaque

Mascot Fezandipiti - Secretary Bird

Additional Info:

Carmine was also developed as an AI assistant before Kieran, but was never finalized; serving as the beta for Kieran's AI. However, due to her rapid success, they scrambled to finish the beta AI to replace Kieran.

However, the incident halted their progress before it could be released, and Carmine stood unfinished in the depths of the park in complete darkness.

On a scale of Kieran, how are you feeling today?

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

This 100% how it happened

so painful to think about tiny stan pines liking to draw and being so inventive and creative while thinking of himself as "a dumb idiot" and "the stupid twin"

Poorly drawn Eevee line

Walmart miku 🗣️ 🔥

liiiick

love

kieran when he asks you to trade