Closed My Eyes For A Sec, Opened Them, And There He Was Uhm

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"YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!" PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary

this is what happens when you get involved in things you don't understand!

why couldn't you just stay out of it?

now i'm the one who has to clean up your mess.

you messed up. now it's time to own it.

you ruined everything.

i'll never forgive you.

i fucked this up. i know that.

you can't just explain this one away!

it's over! it's done!

you're a fuck-up.

i thought i told you to stay out of the way.

i'm really disappointed in how you've acted.

you can do better than that.

everything is ruined, and it's all your fault.

i know i messed up, but i can explain.

i thought i could help.

that wasn't supposed to happen.

how could you?

what have you done!?

you were never supposed to be here!

i thought we agreed you'd stay out of it and let me handle everything?

now i have to start everything over again.

this took me weeks. you understand that, right?

you ruin everything you touch.

can't you just be normal for five minutes?

i knew it was you.

you just couldn't leave well enough alone.

i told you to stay inside!

i blame you for this.

i'm sorry i ruined this for you.

you weren't ready for this.

i'm not speaking to you yet.

you have the worst timing.

i'm so angry at you right now.

i break everything i touch.

stop fucking things up for us.

i was just trying to help.

i won't bother you again.

there's no fixing this.

it's due tomorrow. i have no time to redo it.

can you just let me handle things?

so much for keeping this a surprise.

now what am i gonna do?

good job, [name]. you ruined it.

i'll never forgive you for ruining this for me.

i didn't mean to mess this up.

this should have been your big day, and here i am, ruining everything.

i'm backing away.

just... just go.

don't speak. just leave.

we'll speak about this later.

don't explain yourself.

i could scream.

i need to be left alone.

you fucked this up.

i think i deserve an apology.

you've put me through hell.

The Bear 3x01

palette swapping my ships because this is my house 2/?

uma/harry

Hannibal Sentences, Vol. 2

(Sentences from Hannibal (2013-2015). Adjust phrasing where needed)

"It's not very smart to piss off a guy who thinks about killing people for a living."

"We have a difference of opinion, therefore I am going to choose the opinion that best serves my agenda."

"You do this a lot? Go places and think about killing?"

"Everybody thinks you did it, you know?"

"This isn't self-defence. You butchered him."

"I can help you, if you ask me to, at great risk to my career and my life."

"You can't anticipate your dreams. Can't block them, can't repress."

"Sometimes, at night, I leave the lights on in my little house and walk across the flat fields. When I look back from the distance, the house is like a boat on the sea. It's really the only time I feel safe."

"Family friction is usually a catalyst for personality development."

"All the attention and responsibilities heaped on first-born children prepares them for success in the future."

"There's something foreign about family, like an ill-fitting suit. I never connected to the concept."

"What am I about to put in my mouth?"

"When you're with me, you don't have to lie about anything."

"You're not your father's daughter. Not anymore."

"As someone who makes such a big deal about common courtesy, I'm a little taken aback!"

"Do you think it's too late for us to have kids?"

"Never apologise for coming to me."

"Somewhere between denying horrible events and calling them out lies the truth of psychological trauma."

"I have no taste for animal cruelty, which is why I employ an ethical butcher."

"Human emotions are a gift from our animal ancestors. Cruelty is a gift humanity has given itself."

"Your perfume is exquisite. Similar to the aroma on the air just after lightning strikes."

"He really is quite charming, isn't he?"

"How do you profile someone who has an anomaly in their head changing the way they think?"

"So, do you wait until I'm asleep until you come to bed?"

"So, can we have a conversation, or do you want to pretend that everything's alright?"

"You're the head of the unit! Why don't you come up with your own answers if you don't like mine?"

"Do I seem different?"

"You're a little different, but you've always been a little different."

"Did you just smell me?"

"I really must introduce you to a finer aftershave. That smells like something with a ship on the bottle."

"I don't know how much longer I can be all that useful to you."

"I'm not your father. I'm not going to tell you what you ought to do."

"I'm going to sit here until you're ready to talk. You don't have to say a word until you're ready, but I'm not going anywhere until you do."

"You're quite the topic of conversation in psychiatric circles."

"You're going to have to stop correcting me if we're going to get along."

"Do you know what profession psychopaths disproportionately gravitate to?"

"Here we are, a bunch of psychopaths helping each other out."

EMILY PRENTISS in THE RED TANK in CRIMINAL MINDS 3x03 | 'Scared to Death'

kopa poked the bear

Tucked in the shade beneath an overarching rock, Kenai had been attempting to rest. Attempting was the key word – it took a while to fall into slumber with a certain brother around, Koda often wriggling around or rambling about anything and everything – often until he simply wore himself out. By now, Kenai was able to ignore Koda's rambling at will – but he stayed awake to ensure that Koda actually got some rest, and that he hadn't wandered off whilst the older bear was asleep.

It hadn't been long since silence had fallen upon their makeshift den when the poking started. Kenai was dozing just enough to ignore it at first, until barely there sensations grew more bold. The light brown bear heaved out a sigh.

" Koda, go back to sleep. You've been awake long enough, " he mumbles into the air. Yet, the poking only paused for a moment before continuing. Seriously? The bear turned his head, ready to nudge his brother away from him, when a foreign smell hit his nose. Immediately, brown eyes shot open, Kenai's body shifting to hide Koda from the stranger's sight.

" What are you doing? Stop that. " Kenai all but growls, glaring at the lion cub before him. Keeping his voice low enough to not wake Koda, not yet, but ensuring he got his warning across – try anything and he wouldn't hesitate to protect his baby brother.

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