I Know We’re Realllllly Close To Curing HIV But I Want Scientists To Focus On Making A 100 Year Old

They should make a getting up in the morning that isn't cold and awful

eight episodes is not a full season of television

It pisses me the fuck off that yoga is actually ancient and really good for you. Part of me still feels like it was invented to extract wealth from white socal moms.

This pun is hilarious, but Victor Frankenstein would absolutely not fucking say that.

GUARDS! take him to the top of a beautiful hill and make him watch the sunset with no camera

you brought me your bullets but you eated them???? that doesn't seem very healthy, are you okay????? should someone get you to the doctor? should someone get you to the church?

there are no thoughts in my brain just the way gerard way says photograph in my way home is through you

What corporations think we want: rainbows plastered on everything

What we really want: mcr5