What Do Y’all Think His Answer Would Be? 😰

SHOUTOUT TO PLATONIC, FAMILIAL, AND OTHER NON-ROMANTIC SELSHIPPERS. Yes, your f/o sees you as the most amazing best friend in the world. Your f/o is so thankful that you're their son/daughter/kid/cousin/what have you. Even your pet f/o? You're their best buddy. They feel so grateful that you're in your life. Having an f/o that is platonic is so entirely valid, and trust me when I say that you are supported and seen.

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imagine you and your f/o :3

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OK I'M SORRY I HAVE TO SAY THIS.

I LOVE CANON HORROR AND HIS CUNTY ATTITUDE .

I LOVE HIS ASSHOLE AND SELFISH BEHAVIOR.

HE'S SO PATHETIC IT'S DRIVING INSANE AHHH

ESPECIALLY WHEN ARTISTS DRAW HIM WITH THAT SIGNATURE JAWLINE AHHHHHHH

HE'S A MISERABLE PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A SANS AND A CUNTY OLD MAN AND I LOVE HIM I WANNA CHOKE HIM

AND THAT CROPPED SHIRT-

THE SHIRT HE CUT CUZ HIS LAZY DEPRESSED ASS DIDN'T BOTHER TO CHANGE .

THAT HYPOCRITICAL WHORE.

IM ABSOLUTELY NORMAL ABOUT HIM.

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I'll see myself out now

Sorry for the slip up.

selfship dynamic :

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CAPITANO FROM GENSHIN IMPACT!!!!!!

okay! reblog and claim a fictional character, except doubles won't be deleted because we don't exclude anyone here! just claim your fictional character, and they're yours! isn't life beautiful!

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Daily reminder to my lovely selfshipping mutuals: every time I see your f/o, I can’t help but think of your amazing selfship! Whether it’s spotting merch of your f/o in a store or seeing your f/o pop up in an ad, you’re always the first person who comes to mind.

anyways *starts making biscuits on my f/o like a cat*

The best quality a fictional man can have is being deeply, pathetically, wretchedly in love with someone, I think

Who would win?