a lot of people who hate selfshippers always tend to forget aroace people exist. "this will ruin your ability to find a real partner" for a lot of people, that's is a really good thing!
OK I'M SORRY I HAVE TO SAY THIS.
I LOVE CANON HORROR AND HIS CUNTY ATTITUDE .
I LOVE HIS ASSHOLE AND SELFISH BEHAVIOR.
HE'S SO PATHETIC IT'S DRIVING INSANE AHHH
ESPECIALLY WHEN ARTISTS DRAW HIM WITH THAT SIGNATURE JAWLINE AHHHHHHH
HE'S A MISERABLE PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A SANS AND A CUNTY OLD MAN AND I LOVE HIM I WANNA CHOKE HIM
AND THAT CROPPED SHIRT-
THE SHIRT HE CUT CUZ HIS LAZY DEPRESSED ASS DIDN'T BOTHER TO CHANGE .
THAT HYPOCRITICAL WHORE.
IM ABSOLUTELY NORMAL ABOUT HIM.
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I'll see myself out now
Sorry for the slip up.
Love being a huge slut. Love having so many f/o's. Love sharing them, love finding doubles who are okay with other doubles. Love being a huge slut
I'm starting to get the people who have platonic f/o's and familial f/o's bc i'm actually number one enemy f/oing with Il Dottore from Genshin Impact
"But, most of us were innocent. Most of us knew nothing of the Five Sinners' exploitation of Abyssal power...myself included." - The Captain.
(In earshot of my knight f/o) he could penetrate me with his sword
f/o who makes you go 😭🥺💧Eu💧💧E E😭😭E EUE🥺🥺😭UUUUE😭🥺💧🥺😭ue💧 ee😭🥺💧 ue🥺 e e e😭. e💧🥺😭Uueuuue.💧💧ue😭🥺ee e🥺🥺😭eYEE💧🥺💧EEE💧💧😭U E🥺😭 EE G💧🥺😭E EYU💧🥺😭 UUEHH🥺💧😭EUEH💧🥺😭💧💧ue e😭😭eeeeee💧💧💧uu🥺😭hh😭🥺uUEEE🥺😭💧 e💧🥺😭Uueuuue.💧💧ue😭🥺ee
(this is gonna be a long one...)
🍓 - disregarding the career your f/o currently has, what other career would they consider going into, if given the chance?
🍒 - if your f/o and you spend a day doing anything, anything at all, what would they do and why?
🍎 - what's your f/o's favorite drink? any drink, alcoholic or non alcoholic!
🍉 - is your f/o religious? what's their opinion on religion or spirituality?
🍑 - is your f/o more comfortable giving or receiving gifts? why? do they have any preferences on gifts they like receiving?
🍊 - if you asked your f/o to peel an orange for you, what would they do?
🥭 - did your f/o have stuffed animals growing up? do they still have stuffed animals? do they have a favorite?
🍍 - if you could change any one thing about your f/os backstory/character, what would you change? why?
🍌 - does your f/o have a vendetta against The Big Light™? what kind of lighting do they prefer?
🍋 - if your f/o could change one thing about themselves, what would they change and why?
🍋🟩 - is your f/o superstitious? is there any habits they follow or quirks they have to follow said superstitions? like not opening umbrellas indoors to avoid back luck?
🍈 - does your f/o believe in fate? do they thing everything is preplanned out by the universe or a higher power, or do they think that the idea of fate is bogus? why?
🍏 - if you have any queer headcanons for your f/o, how did they realize they were queer?
🍐 - does your f/o have any nervous ticks or idle quirks they do? like mindlessly tapping on a desk or fiddling with their hair when they're stressed?
🥝 - would your f/o ever let you do their make-up? what does their make-up process look like? is it simple? complex?
🫒 - what kind of hugger is your f/o? do they give good hugs? do they like hugs? do they like receiving hugs?
🫐 - is your f/o more of a writer or an artist? would you say your f/o is more left or right brained?
🍇 - if you and your f/o never met, what do you think your f/o would be doing right now?
🥥 - what hobbies does your f/o have? is there any hobby they would like to get into that they haven't tried out yet? what is it?
🍅 - if your f/o could buy you any gift in the world, whether it exists or not, what would they buy you? or, if they could make you something, what would it be?
🌶️ - does your f/o have any remedies they follow when they get sick? like taking a shot of whiskey to get rid of a fever?
🫚 - is your f/o a picky eater? is there any foods they will not under any circumstances, gun to their head, eat?
🥕 - when your f/o was little, did they dislike vegetables? do they still dislike them?
🧅 - what makes your f/o cry? do they get emotional at sad movies or books? do they only get emotional under very rare circumstances?
🌽 - does your f/o have a favorite animal? what is it? are they scared of any animals?
🥦 - does your f/o have any pet peeves? things that just really really get on their nerves? what are they and why?
🥒 - what's your f/o afraid of? do they have any phobias? anything minor they're scared of?
🥬 - what are some beige flags your f/o has? so, not bad, but not nessecarily good either. just. "oh. you do This."
🫛 - how does your f/o feel about pet names or nicknames? do they like them? hate them? what are their favorites and least favorites to be called and to use?
🫑 - how does your f/o feel about death? are they afraid of it? is there anything specific they'd like to do before they die?
🥑 - is there any niche topics your f/o is interested in? what are they and why do they like them?
🍠 - what are a few of your f/os favorite pastimes or things that they do when they're bored?
🍆 - does your f/o have a favorite scent? why is it their favorite? do they have a least favorite scent?
🧄 - does your f/o have any allergies? food or otherwise?
🥔 - does your f/o have any food dishes they make often? is there any foods you make for your f/o that they enjoy?
🍄🟫 - if your f/o could be any mythological species, what would they be? if your f/o is already a mythological species, would they ever want to be human?
I recommend practicing reblog karma ! people love infodumping about their f/os :) I also recommend sending more than one emoji at a time,,, there are Many here...!!!