What Does Capitano Get? :3

⌞ hey i was walking by and saw your perpetually angry, grumpy little hater of a f/o daydreaming about you with just the sweetest smile on their face. yeah their features softened at the mere thought of you and their whole body relaxed a little and they sighed dreamily as they recalled something sweet you did for them earlier, even if it was nothing special in your eyes. they even hid their face in their hands for a second because they couldn't handle all that yearning. i swear i could see little hearts floating above their head. you should tease them about it later ⌝

This is my discomfort character I want to see them in unimaginable pain

Imagine getting scary dog privilege from being with your F/O! Whether it's because they outright look dangerous, or they have a notorious reputation that surrounds them, imagine the high feeling you'd get walking next to them. Imagine nobody ever daring to mess with you, because how could they, with your F/O always by your side. Imagine a crowd separating to allow you both to walk through, your F/O's arm over your shoulder. If someone ever did dare to give you a hard time, the moment your F/O walked up to your side, the person would no doubt begin falling all over themselves to apologize and run off. Just scary dog privilege stuff!!

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Capitano face headcanon ft @joonebugg 's little doodles in the corner

old Capitano drawing I forgor to post

OK I'M SORRY I HAVE TO SAY THIS.

I LOVE CANON HORROR AND HIS CUNTY ATTITUDE .

I LOVE HIS ASSHOLE AND SELFISH BEHAVIOR.

HE'S SO PATHETIC IT'S DRIVING INSANE AHHH

ESPECIALLY WHEN ARTISTS DRAW HIM WITH THAT SIGNATURE JAWLINE AHHHHHHH

HE'S A MISERABLE PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A SANS AND A CUNTY OLD MAN AND I LOVE HIM I WANNA CHOKE HIM

AND THAT CROPPED SHIRT-

THE SHIRT HE CUT CUZ HIS LAZY DEPRESSED ASS DIDN'T BOTHER TO CHANGE .

THAT HYPOCRITICAL WHORE.

IM ABSOLUTELY NORMAL ABOUT HIM.

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I'll see myself out now

Sorry for the slip up.

This is my contribution to the genshin impact fandom. Enjoy.

I hate this man. I need to see him hit by a car or crushed with a boot. Anyways he's regrettably my favorite character :/

selfship dynamic :

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He’s hideous

Had a dream last night that i was a knight and this bigger scarier knight had me on the ground and right before he swung his sword at my neck he said smth like "i mourn the loss of life for the tree who will become your coffin" which shouldnt of turned me on like it did but alas