It Is Him

Remus drops by Janus after bothering the others

They're talking about Virgil

Idk I just thought Janus acting like he hates Virgil, but being extremely concerned if he's actually seriously hurt, storming out to see him even if he's in the middle of his skincare routine.

The BOOp is back y'all!!!

I'm gonna be such a fucking menace

This is your warning

Your Stupid Face by Kaden MacKay makes me think of both anxceit and pre-AA prinxiety

This is Milo! :D

She's got Shrek ears :)

She makes me really happy to see on my shelf

Sorry I disappeared for a while, but y'all wanna see my new plant? I got her two days ago :)

Hey, nice to meat you. I have a very important question.

What is your favorite color, type of geographic feature, and the theming (like circuit borage, or mushroom, moss, steampunk, etc.)

Heya, nice to meet you too! :D

My favourite colour is blue, I'm quite fond of rivers/waterfalls and lakes, but valleys and natural bridges are nice to, and I can never resist mushrooms and maybe moss

I am back y'all!

I present to you, Virgil, drawn in marker:

Enjoy :3

Virgil with zero control over his life X controlling Janus who has to control everything

Virgil kinda finds it comforting, even if it's not healthy at all

Virgil who tends to get really worked up in his head convincing himself no one actually wants him around, so he sneaks away and leaves without saying anything X Janus with really bad abandonment issues, and he'll do anything to make sure he doesn't let him leave him this time

I'd also like to add on my theory as to what dragon Virgil would've been most likely to pick, with the reasoning I've provided.

The ender dragon. Simply because I think he'd think it's the most unconventional dragon, purely by virtue of it being from the block game.

Am I really gonna talk about the "hear me out cake" video again? Am i really gonna read too much into it again?

Yes. Yes i am

So as I've mentioned before, Virgil is a tublrina, and I think therefore he would be a really bad judge about what is, and isn't unusual to be attracted to (from my interpretation of the dragon comment)

Now why am I bringing this up? Simple, to answer the burning question on everybody's minds!:

"why didn't Virgil pick X character?"

Now, what do I think the answer is? Can you guess?

It's cause a "hear me out cake" is supposed to feature "hear me out"s (duh) aka, questionable crushes/attractions that you feel like you'd have to defend for people to accept. Not conventionally attractive characters. and I think Virgil would absolutely struggle to know what qualifies.

And I mean, the people people are bringing up, I think it's completely fair Virgil just didn't think they qualified.

Like: mothman? Who doesn't want mothman?!? Jack skellington? That's just a conventionally attractive alt man??

I also think it's worth noting that I think as anxiety, he would absolutely be extra cautious with who he chooses, if he isn't 100% sure, he's not gonna risk it!

And that's the jist of it, I don't remember all his picks as I've only watched it once, so I don't remember if he had any truly basic ones. But if he does, I honestly think it just makes it funnier. Like he thinks mothman is just definitely more universally fuckable

Y'all ever look at a messy dysfunctional mlm ship and go "if they were lesbians they'd either be actually functional, or just so so much worse"

Like they'd either be so much better, or the epitomy of toxic Yuri.

That's anxceit to me <3