Diagnosis: Orange

where would we be without them

We know that avatars of the Eye don’t always use their powers consciously and sometimes don’t control what they Know at all, so like. Do you think Jon, Elias or Gertrude were ever just on the bus and suddenly got the Sold to One Direction fanfiction the person next to them was reading blasted straight into their brain or something

oh well thanks for clearing that up

Part 5 of JJK kitchen nightmares AU, fellas. Might take a while for the next one since exams are kicking my ass :')

Jjk kitchen nightmares AU part 4. Sukuna getting his taste buds abused this time

Logan and Wade in the Honda Odyssey, a sex metaphor:

The fighting was purely for a release of energy and emotion since they regenerate

The constant penetration of weapons over and over, Logan smiling in satisfaction during the penetration

"I take it all back, the Honda Odyssey fucks hard. Too bad you don't, needle-dick" "oh we're just getting started bub" they're literally flirting.

The grunting, panting, yelling.

Come hither hand motions, asking for more, the rocking of the car

Constantly on top of each other, rolling around, switching positions

Staying in the car. There is no reason to fight inside the car/keep going back in, but it forces their proximity and cars are a common place for sex

Their bodily fluids sprayed all over each other and the vehicle (blood... or)

There was a time skip.

Seatbelt bondage

Exhausting themselves and sleeping next to each other afterwards

In summary; they totally fucked in that thing