Back In 2017 I Signed Up For One Of The Cards Against Humanity Sillies And Did Their Cards Against Humanity

tma au where nothing bad ever happens and they just stay in the safehouse and adopt a cat

bonus:

my pet mold spore

also ive had this in my screenshots for 2 weeks and forgot to post it. incredible scorby drip

projecting my period cramps onto Mr. Bonzo

Yuuji making Sukuna drop to his knees, punching him back, using blood manipulation on him and hitting him with black flash. Welcome to Yuuji Kaisen

i am so absolutely utterly scared that my insane grandfather in his 80s who runs miles every morning is going to leave me a bird in his will and i am especially scared he is going to leave me a large cockatoo named "captain hook". hook has been trying to make me his child bride since i was like 6 years old and every time i see him again which has only been a couple times with decades in between hook is like "you. it's always been you. ever since you were born i've known we were meant to be" captain hook you are a bird and i am a LESBIAN and i don't WANT an eternal sentinel captain HOOK!!!!!!!