Freethefreeman - Feelin Rosie

Vampire au with lonelyeyes, and a little wrong Lukas

Part 5 of JJK kitchen nightmares AU, fellas. Might take a while for the next one since exams are kicking my ass :')

Jjk kitchen nightmares AU part 4. Sukuna getting his taste buds abused this time

Canon TMA facts that give me serotonin, for some reason:

Gertrude dedicated her life to avenge her cat's death.

Peter was canonically cancelled on social media because his building's layout was problematic.

A statement giver's mate fell in love with a beetle and married her.

Jonah (as Elias) once ruined Jon's surprise birthday party because he wanted to eat the cake himself.

There's a homophobic vase that swallows people's husbands.

Martin writes cringe poetry and performs on it.

Jon once said 'lol'.

The real Elias was a pothead, and his main concern with Jonah was that he'd know he was high.

Gertrude stopped the Distortion by giving it dysphoria.

Martin is an arsonist.

A random guy entered the backrooms, then left because he didn't want to be late to his mum's dinner.

Jon got his rib ripped off and decided to keep it in his stationary drawer, then forgot about it for months.

No one ever questions why there's a whole ass skeleton that belonged to a gay victorian in Elias's office.

Jon, Martin and Jonah got trapped together in Windows 95.

my pet mold spore

Logan and Wade in the Honda Odyssey, a sex metaphor:

The fighting was purely for a release of energy and emotion since they regenerate

The constant penetration of weapons over and over, Logan smiling in satisfaction during the penetration

"I take it all back, the Honda Odyssey fucks hard. Too bad you don't, needle-dick" "oh we're just getting started bub" they're literally flirting.

The grunting, panting, yelling.

Come hither hand motions, asking for more, the rocking of the car

Constantly on top of each other, rolling around, switching positions

Staying in the car. There is no reason to fight inside the car/keep going back in, but it forces their proximity and cars are a common place for sex

Their bodily fluids sprayed all over each other and the vehicle (blood... or)

There was a time skip.

Seatbelt bondage

Exhausting themselves and sleeping next to each other afterwards

In summary; they totally fucked in that thing

that one scene in princess mononoke but it's the archivist and his boyfriend and i'm totally not crying over it or anything