Long Platform

these are the act 3 bestiary entries (there are also 2 more that i made, but those are a secret for now...)

Development Update 2025/2/6

apparently we decided to announce this game right before our lives became extremely busy. Currently I am only able to have frequent communication with the playtester. The other guys (which consisted entirely of somewhat close friends) i haven't talked to in months due to having no time. i'm probably going to try and communicate with them again (when i have time).

the point of this post is to say that this game will now be releasing in 2069 because why the hell not. the team also might have a larger-that-i-would-like-to-admit chance of having only one developer and one playtester. so this might be more of a solo-dev than team-dev or something idk how shit works here i'm just shooting for the random rock 50 miles away and hoping for the best lol.

anyways i'm probably going to be more active and shit and maybe post a few funny things because i need follower plz follow me i need attentiona;sldkfj;aslkdjg;alghkwoir.

There is an area in our game that is swarming with the hordes of undead, including these ancient skeleton warriors. You should not pet them.

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Meidän pelin yhdessä kylmässä paikassa on paljon luurankoja ja epäkuolleita. Niitä ei kannata silittää.

getting these secrets will make you go insane

you need to be pixel perfect to get this secret.

Catgirl Tennis - a 300-word card game

Required: 52-card deck, 9 point chips, 1 server chip, 2 players

Start Both players draw 7 cards from the deck, and discard 2 of their choice. Flip a coin to decide who serves.

Serve The first player to serve must play at least one card. They can also let beforehand, which lets both players draw 2 cards, but the server must play a card. This is the first shot of the round.

Rally The players then take turns playing shots. Each shot must match or beat the other player’s last shot, and discards the previously played shot. Draw a card after making a shot. When the deck runs out, shuffle the discard pile. It becomes the new deck.

Hierarchy of Shots 2♣ 3♣  <  6♣ 7♣ (Higher number wins) 9♣ 10♣ < Q♣ (Faces beat numbers, even without a number) K♣  <  Q♣ 3♣ (Face with a number beats face without a number) K♣ 2♣  <  J♣ 8♣ (If both have a face, higher number wins. Higher face cards don’t matter) K♣ 6♣  <  J♣ Q♣ (More faces beats fewer, even without a number) K♣ Q♣ J♣  <  A♣ (Ace beats any shot with a face card. You cannot play Ace with a face card) A♣  <  2♣ (Ace loses to higher numbers) K♣  <  2♣ 3♣ 4♣ 5♣ (Playing at least three more cards wins no matter what’s on them)

End of Round A player loses a round if they don’t return a shot, by choice or necessity. The winner scores a point and draws 1 card. The loser draws 3 cards and discards 1 of them. Whoever didn’t serve serves now.

Winning the Game The first player to 5 points wins, or 3 points in a Quick Game.

i made some gamejolt thing https://gamejolt.com/c/SoH-62jiqy

i might not do a lot of stuff on there, but it exists

Using recursion to call the meme function. #Recursion #Programming #Coding #Memes

early version of the spikes

new soundtrack