Friday-is-unfunny - N. D. Plume (any Pronouns)

If you told Arthur Dent he was skrunkly he'd look at you like you had two heads. And on that note, If you told Zaph that he was a blorbo mipy babygirl you'd send to eeby deeby on behalf of the 'sort of fucked up scrimblo' managment laws he'd be like, "omg thank you I know."

hey now that it’s disability pride month can you please remember to include people with Down syndrome and other chromosomal defects into your activism. they’re so often left behind. I literally never see anyone spreading Down syndrome awareness that isn’t close family of someone with Down syndrome. They exist and they’re living breathing humans who deserve just as much activism as every other disabled person

“So you’re telling me that the last Time Lord, the last Kryptonian, the last Super Saiyan, and several deities all live on this one low-tech planet?!”

Gandalf's big naturals this, Gandalf's big naturals that, what about Rincewind's big naturals, huh?

1: I'm neither a cis man or a trans woman (or whatever the fuck you say). I'm non binary, which is a subset of transgender.

2: Even if I was, most of them are chill.

3: Most people like porn. It's only a problem when it's an addiction, which most people don't have, regardless of gender.

4: I guess you're not gonna take anything from this and keep believing some fear mongering lie.

Also

>ruins pink and blue colour palette

Do wizards believe in magic?

Sounds like a ridiculous question, I know, but think about it. They understand how it works. Would they even see it as magic? We have so many things that people would've seen as magic not too long ago. But we don't see them as magic, because we understand how it works. Or, at least, trust that it can be understood.

Also, I just think it would be hilarious that a wizard might roll their eyes at someone for thinking that they were doing magic, just because they were doing something as simple as conjuring a fire-ball, or shooting lightning from their finger-tips.

I can imagine every apprentice going through a phase of disillusionment early on in their apprenticeship. It happens so much that it gets named "Wizard's apprentice syndrome" or something like that.

There's even evidence of this in LOTR. When Galadriel shows Sam and Frodo the mirror, she tells them that they might call it magic, but she doesn't.

So, what do you think?

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

💀🧝🌔🦛 Been learning about the ancient magical forces of nature ig

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