I Aspire To Be A Cute Green Snail On A Mossy Sunlit Branch 💚

If you told Arthur Dent he was skrunkly he'd look at you like you had two heads. And on that note, If you told Zaph that he was a blorbo mipy babygirl you'd send to eeby deeby on behalf of the 'sort of fucked up scrimblo' managment laws he'd be like, "omg thank you I know."

reblog if you think sign language should be taught as a language in schools.

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For those not in the know, this is one of the Amanita mushrooms referred to as a Destroying Angel. Never, ever, ever, ever forage with an app. Especially for mushrooms.

“old man writes about gen z on their damn phones” ?????? no?????? old man writes about the dangers of staying in your own bubble and prejudice and privilege to the point where you’d rather die than let a black man save you????? old man writes about useless influencer-types who are so dependent on their bubble that they dont know when they need a piss???????? old man writes about white people desperately trying to make their own aryan society and staying in their racist BUBBLE ????????

This is how I type my posts if you even care

anyway i cannot believe they put goncharov on poob just after i cancelled my subscription 😑

they were made for each other, your honor

one of the most pathetic things you can do is make a cringe compilation. you're really seeing happy individuals existing and celebrating themselves, and your first instinct is that it's 'cringe'? that's truly one of the saddest things I've ever heard. I hope those hollow laughs are worth it.

Hey, I think I'll search up the hashtag of a band I like! What could possibly go wrong?

*ship art of real people jumpscare*