Friday-is-unfunny - N. D. Plume (any Pronouns)

#Merry crisis

i definitely feel human for sure for sure

they were made for each other, your honor

So after Church on Ruby Road, what's everyone's theories on Mrs. Flood?

When people graffiti on buildings: Yes! Ha ha! Fuck yes!

When people graffiti on rockfaces and cliffsides on hiking trails: What the absolute fuck.

cant stop thinking about this one

i can’t BELIEVE what douglas adams did to fenchurch in mostly harmless :(

Do wizards believe in magic?

Sounds like a ridiculous question, I know, but think about it. They understand how it works. Would they even see it as magic? We have so many things that people would've seen as magic not too long ago. But we don't see them as magic, because we understand how it works. Or, at least, trust that it can be understood.

Also, I just think it would be hilarious that a wizard might roll their eyes at someone for thinking that they were doing magic, just because they were doing something as simple as conjuring a fire-ball, or shooting lightning from their finger-tips.

I can imagine every apprentice going through a phase of disillusionment early on in their apprenticeship. It happens so much that it gets named "Wizard's apprentice syndrome" or something like that.

There's even evidence of this in LOTR. When Galadriel shows Sam and Frodo the mirror, she tells them that they might call it magic, but she doesn't.

So, what do you think?

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