Mythical Tiktok Pull

#Merry crisis

I just know in my heart of hearts that in "Star Trek" at one point, there was some moral panic somewhere on Vulcan (among the uppity sorts) because Human culture was "infecting" the local youth with their overly emotional, destructive, unproductive, frivolous, and uneducational ways.

And what was actually happening was that a bunch of Vulcan kids got really into 23rd-century "Minecraft" or something.

Small Vulcan child @ another Vulcan child: (in a tone that sounds flat to Humans but angry as hell to Vulcans) "You have compromised the optimization of my fortress. I am having an emotional urge to blow up your house... in Minecraft."

being on my period makes me feel like a wounded forest animal trying to find a warm dark small place to die

If you have been victimized by the cowboy hat head boy in the Tubi ad then you may be entitled to financial compensation

cant stop thinking about this one

I am the Lorax

I speak for the trees

Mess with them

And I'll unleash the bees

The Lorass

reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break

can you draw red guy with a bowl cut 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺✨✨✨✨✨✨🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

Eyes of the forest. Aspen trees