Friday-is-unfunny - N. D. Plume (any Pronouns)

I need everyone to reblog with a school doodle that ended up as something you're really proud of. I'll go first.

Dear Spotify...

Thanks for forcing every album to be on shuffle for people who don't use premium. Makes it MUCH easier to listen to Big Finish Doctor Who, which is broken up into ~3 minute segments and must be listened to in order to get the story.

@writing-prompt-s

Imagine if you survived taking a railroad spike to the brain but you didn't get any personality changes out of it but everyone was constantly assuming that you did and it made you notably more irritable than you used to be

Yeeeaaah sorry about your boyfriend. Yeah, we kinda gave him sequel in the form of an animated series that touched on some of the lore that the original movie never really got into. We kinda cancelled it after one season and never put it on any streaming services. Yeeaah, it kinda became a cult classic ten years later and some kid found all the episodes and uploaded them to YouTube, but we kinda took a bunch of em down for copyright. Yeah, sorry.

And YOU just wasted yours on "bUt YoU jUsT wAsTeD yOuRs On 'AlRiGhT gUyS, tHeRe'S a LoT oF pReSsUrE oN oUr FiRsT pOsT.' "

Alright guys, there's a lot of pressure on our first posts. They gotta be funny. They gotta be irreverent! And most of all, they gotta be carefully crafted.

In my science era. cells and stuff

Alright I'm gonna say it, purposefully losing weight is fatphobic. You are literally afraid to exist with fat on your body, what else would you call that??

The really cool thing about hydrangeas is that they can be blue, pink, or purple based primarily on the pH of the soil. A free science experiment in every plant.

Omg this is so cool I didn’t know this! I wonder if I can do this experiment with students