Reminder To All 14-19 Year Olds Girls. That Grown Man Does Not Like You. You Are A Victim

The really cool thing about hydrangeas is that they can be blue, pink, or purple based primarily on the pH of the soil. A free science experiment in every plant.

Omg this is so cool I didn’t know this! I wonder if I can do this experiment with students

my blog, is a safe space for eveeryone. because despite how much I desperately want to, I cannot hurt you through the computer screen. Yet.

An elf or perhaps a gnome posted this.

>:Þ

The TARDIS when Captian Jack Harkness latched onto her:

The TARDIS when Suketh the literal god of death latches onto her for billions of years:

Ridiculous "Metropolis" AU where throughout the plot Joh Fredersen is having a real-time meltdown on the social media platform he bought.

Eyes of the forest. Aspen trees

Tigger and Pooh mugged me in an alleyway, then Tigger set my hair on fire and said, “Them’s the brakes, pal” before both of them flew away on a hot pink motorcycle that spewed green smoke.

If you told Arthur Dent he was skrunkly he'd look at you like you had two heads. And on that note, If you told Zaph that he was a blorbo mipy babygirl you'd send to eeby deeby on behalf of the 'sort of fucked up scrimblo' managment laws he'd be like, "omg thank you I know."

Alright guys, there's a lot of pressure on our first posts. They gotta be funny. They gotta be irreverent! And most of all, they gotta be carefully crafted.