I SAID I WAS GONNA MAKE MORE!!! You're Not Safe From Me And My Stupid, Broken Humor

Damn, I had no idea we were that powerful. Nice!

Also

>ruins pink and blue colour palette

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

Tigger and Pooh mugged me in an alleyway, then Tigger set my hair on fire and said, “Them’s the brakes, pal” before both of them flew away on a hot pink motorcycle that spewed green smoke.

A Prayer To The Stained Loom

O Loom guide my needle straight and true

And let my blood dye in praise to you

Let my shuttle fly with weft through warp

Quicker than the beating of my heart

And if I weep my weary tears

Let me echo to your ears

And bear me strength to work your will

Until my bones lay in final still

reblog if you think sign language should be taught as a language in schools.

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"I don't like old sci-fi shows, the special effects look too cheesy" you are incapable of joy. Go to the dungeon.

The genders? Yeah, I know those. I'm aware of them. There's:

Monster high doll

Mad scientist

Clown, or jester or mime of some sort

creature made of mist that sits and listens

the loch ness monster

supervillain

superhero

librarian with a mysterious white streak in their hair

box of deer teeth

robot from outer space

It's 12 btw

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post