Happy One Year Anniversary To Sans Undertale Being The #1 Tumblr Sexyman And Accidentally Killing The

original: https://twitter.com/Manda_like_wine/status/977299937963765761

Heads up, there's a new wave of pornbots I've been seeing over the past few days.

Yes, these are all bots. They have actual randomized words in their usernames now, which makes them a bit more difficult to weed out.

Make sure you're double-checking new followers if you don't want pornbot messages, and send messages and support requests to @staff about maybe putting a simple captcha on the sign-up page, which would do a lot to fix the problem or at least slow it down.

Also, if your blog is untitled and has no posts, you are likely to be blocked by people thinking you're a bot. Reblog stuff, don't just like it, and spend a couple minutes customizing your blog. That's all it takes.

Why is I*rael trending when people literally posted more about Palestine? Why Tumblr is actively suppressing the tag?

@staff why are you so bad at math?

Paper Mario: Sticker Star was originally designed to include partners following Mario around during most of the gameplay, similar to Paper Mario and Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door. In the finished game, Mario only occasionally has temporary followers, like Wiggler segments.

However, the camera system in the game has never been updated when the partners were removed, so in large areas in the finished game, the camera is always centered on the point between Mario and the spot where his partner would have been. This results in Mario being slightly off-center for most of the gameplay.

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Haircut that removes your tits

BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"

With @staff 's recent post saying 1/4 of this site is LGBTQ going around, I'd like to see what the actual demographic is

So!

Please reblog for bigger sample size!

I had a weird dream about a secret fight (route?) in Undertale Yellow

SLIGHT SPOILERS FOR UTY AHEAD

So, in the dream, I found out that if you told Ceroba about reality being a game (I believe shortly before one of her fights, though I'm not sure which route it was, I think it didn't resemble any route in the game) through various dialogue options, she would suddenly become a glitchy form of herself and start a battle with you.

This Glitchy Form of Ceroba (apparently called Ceruca according to the wiki) had 4 or 5 phases, all of which had a different appearance, and all of which could be easily defeated with a single attack, and she did nothing but speak garbled gibberish.

After this fight, you would proceed into this very long horizontal pathway, whose tiles remind me of those in the original Undertale's New Home, but with some slight Bisexual lighting, though the background was completely pitch black.

After that, every time you tried to talk to Flowey, for some reason, he would also speak in Garbled Gibberish, much like Ceruca.

I don't remember anything else after that.

John Cusack, the voice actor for Dimitri in Anatasia (1997), shared his statement on Palestine 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸

P.S. He has been a Palestinian supporter for years

I don't think we can change the system by continuing to operate inside it

Lately I keep thinking about environmental campaigns since roughly my childhood had to play up rainforests as these bright, shiny, heavenly fairy-tale utopias in order to get people to care about them. But in older media they're like dark, terrifying, brutal primordial deathworlds, the "SAVAGE UNTAMED JUNGLE!!!!" to the point that we still call the same exact thing a "jungle" in media if it's supposed to be more dangerous and exciting, even though there's really no technical distinction there. The reality though is that both are simultaneously true. I keep going on this rant lately but everything scary, painful, disturbing or dangerous about nature IS beautiful and wonderful and awesome!!! It fucking sucks that the majority of people only want to care about nature if they can comfortably hike it in their jorts and their crocs and only care about animal species if they're pretty to look at, useful or cuddle-able. "Rainforests" are absolutely kickass brutal primordial deathworlds. They're beautiful and precious and fantastic but they are also places where leeches will rain down on you from the trees until all your clothes are bloodstained and stinging ants the size of your thumb will make you feel like you're burning to death with a sting and one scratch from that adorable little monkey can torture you to death with sepsis. You'd never even guess, from how rainforests are portrayed on TV, that the thick canopy means they're actually dark as shit 24/7.

We get told piranhas actually aren't scary and that's true! The dreaded candiru is also so unlikely to attack humans we still don't know for sure if it really happens! But you don't hear about the Amazonian catfish, the size of a piranha, and incidentally also sometimes called a "candiru catfish," that convergently evolved with a cookie cutter shark and comes out at night to bite big round scoops of flesh from unsuspecting thighs:

I would love to meet all of these terrible awful things and I want them all to thrive forever and ever. Please love nasty things. We are nasty things. We're the nasty things planet and it rocks.